Hosting can be hazardous to your health!
The hardest thing about becoming a host . . .
With all the seriousness I can muster . . .
Has been the weight.
I doubled my physical weight within a year of becoming a host.
When I was fifteen, I weighed 125 lbs.
When I was forty-nine, I weighed 125 lbs.
When […]
Pens that don’t write.
Doors that creak.
Loose handles.
Other people’s kids.
Adolescents that think they’re adults.
Parents that have taught those adolescents they are adults.
Dogs that get their dog hair on me.
Cats.
Rap.
Socks that fall down.
People that don’t bathe.
Cars that don’t start. (I’ve given some away for less)
The price of cigarettes in the States. (I smoke! Sue me!)
Waitresses (and waiters) […]
