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Archive for November, 2005

30 Nov

durned spammers

I’ve spent a lot of time of late fighting off spammers that are exploiting contact forms.
The simplest method I’ve found is to find the exploited form and add a line that makes it so that it can only send to one recipient.

if (preg_match(‘ /[\r\n,;'"]/ ‘, $_POST['email'])) {
exit(‘Invalid email address’);
}
else {
[...]

27 Nov

Sometimes when we touch

the honesty’s too much
and I have to close my eyes
and hide.
Shelly just does that to me. :blush:
Whenever I’m down, Shelly lifts me.
I imagine some people get frustrated with me because I run to her when I need to escape.
When I’m with her, there is little else. I’d say, nothing else, but it depends on the [...]

22 Nov

honesty can be a cruel mistress

I’ve always had a problem with that honesty bit. Some would say, I’m a little too honest.
It may be true that honesty needs to be held in check at times. Like when Aunt Gertie (No. I don’t really have an Aunt Gertie) asks if her new slacks make her butt look too big.
But, when you [...]

16 Nov

Work is bad; mkay?

I’ve been sitting here trying to figure out when the last time I worked was.
I know I’ve had jobs that I considered work. It just seems like they never lasted long enough to find their way into my memory banks.
I’ve always had a passion for what I do. I enjoy the things I do that [...]

15 Nov

damned words

I had started writing the following on FU. Then decided it may be a better suited as a blog subject (as I suspected when I started the thread.
[quote]. . . I like words. . .[/quote]So do I!
Once upon a time, I liked them too much. :blush:
I would take studies in semantics, etymology, and [...]

12 Nov

Number Three

Because Mikey made me do. *SoftWareRevue blames mikey.
I surely didn’t want to talk of the evil that I dare not speak her name.
This is the one that sucked all the life outa me.
This is the one that destroyed all I had.
This is the one that made me realize there is no way to [...]

08 Nov

Best Thong Evah!

The PermaThong project has shifted into high gear.
I think more validity can be gained by announcing that PermaThongs have won the highly coveted “Best New Product of the Decade” award.
Now comes the bit on if I should register bestnewproductofthedecade.com and have PermaThong (the only entrant) to win the award, or if I should just have [...]

07 Nov

FU!

FU has been keeping me busy of late.
But, with the help of a group of kind people, she is ready for launch mode.
*SoftWareRevue initiates launch sequence
Now maybe I can get back here and start saying all them things that are stuffin’ up me head.

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