udder madness
Monday, February 13th, 2006If squirrels had udders, it would be madness.
Needless to say, the pesks have been peskier than usual of late.
If they were cows, they probably wouldn’t be in my attic.
Laughing at me.
Taunting me.
Waiting for me to sleep so they could gnaw on my throat.
Squirrels . . . Ya can’t live with ‘em.
The end.